The 12 Days of Toilet Paper
On the first TP day, my supplier gave to me,
A roll of comfort, oh so fancy and free. 🎶
On the second TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Two-ply delight, and a roll of comfort for glee. 🎶
On the third TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and a roll of comfort for glee. 🎶
On the fourth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the fifth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the sixth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the seventh TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Seven swirling patterns, six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the eighth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Eight packs for sharing, seven swirling patterns, six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the ninth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Nine holders gleaming, eight packs for sharing, seven swirling patterns, six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the tenth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Ten rolls embossed, nine holders gleaming, eight packs for sharing, seven swirling patterns, six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the eleventh TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Eleven sheets of luxury, ten rolls embossed, nine holders gleaming, eight packs for sharing, seven swirling patterns, six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
On the twelfth TP day, my supplier gave to me,
Twelve rolls of softness, eleven sheets of luxury, ten rolls embossed, nine holders gleaming, eight packs for sharing, seven swirling patterns, six rolls in colors, five eco choices, four jumbo rolls, three scents so sweet, two-ply delight, and comfort for glee. 🎶
May these 12 TP days bring comfort anew,
With each roll unfurled, may delight shine through.
From jumbo packs to scents so neat, a range so grand,
Happy TP days to all, across the land! 🎶
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